An Italian sexologist Piero Lorenzoni  has claimed that he can tell a woman’s personality from the size and shape of her breasts, and his research has revealed some interesting and previously unknown facts…
his mammicular:
Melons: A woman with large, round breasts “likes eating and wants to be spoiled and admired, but seldom likes sex,” says Lorenzi.

Grapefruit: “This woman may look erotic, but in reality is bashful and homely. She spoils her partner but prefers tenderness over sex.”

Pears: “Loves love in all its variations. She can be very religious, but is known to have affairs.”

Pineapples: “A woman with pineapple breasts is intelligent, often has a career but is still romantic. They are also faithful. Whoever wins their heart will not lose it quickly.”

Oranges: “While she is self-confident and knows her goals, she has little interest in sex. She likes conversation and partnerships.”

Lemons: “These women are full of life and can laugh at themselves. They want a balanced life without surprises.”

Cherries: They are entertaining and intelligent. Make great partners both for everyday life and on holiday and are moderately interested in sex.

Upon Julia’s Breasts

by Robert Herrick

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